Hanisha's the name. Fangirling's the game. Subtext is an anagram for buttsex. Prince is the man. The Doctor is my sex kitten. In the time you took to read the first few sentences the Jewnicorns made wild passionate love time(s) Sherlock's got a boner for John. Stilettos are a no no. Merlin is Arthur's bitch. I am Simon Amstell's spirit animal. Oh, and DFTBA.